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clare
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| 03/20/2011 9:28 PM |
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yeah it's probably a pretty pointless thread to start but oh well!!!
We all have bad days...(like right now) and I thought we could have a place where we can share funny short stores, something that happened, humorous anecdote or saying...Just for Laughs  (please nothing rude, crude, or racial  )
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lizzy
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| 03/20/2011 10:58 PM |
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| One time I was at a friends house, and a cat laid down on me and I'm allergic to cats so I had to go change my clothes. the roof of her room is so low no know lying i ran right into the ceiling almost knocked myself out. It hurt but it was pretty funny |
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"Live for today in the hands of God, because tomorrow may never come" |
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dc_88keys4christ
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| 03/21/2011 9:46 AM |
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I'm really good friends with a family of four kids: 3 boys and 1 girl. Timo (Timothy--the youngest) and I wanted to pull a prank on Ben (the second oldest), so we brainstormed for weeks. I had an idea, so I called Timo to tell him about it. He ran it by his parents and they all loved it, so the next week, Kimmie gave me a piece of paper and had me write "To Beninja, from Guess Who?" (That's Ben's nickname  ) Well, several days later, Isaac and Ben got home late from Young Life--it's a youth thing-- and Ben plopped down on his bed with a book. As soon as his elbow hit the pillow, CRUNCH! Timo, his sister, and his dad had stolen Ben's pillow and replaced it with fall leaves from the garden! |
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Nicole
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| 03/22/2011 6:23 PM |
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Well, I don't know about a funny story, but most of my laughs come from inside jokes, or funny conversations
Anyways, I have housemates living with my mom, my sister and I, and out of the 3, two of them are kids. The youngest is in elementary school. I drive them home from school most days of the week, and during one ride home, the oldest and I are talking about some topic when we hear this blowing sound- the kind you hear when someone blows into his/her thermostat bottle. The oldest (his sister) turns around and goes "what are you doing?"
"I like to blow into it"
"Why?"
"Cause if I blow into it, air comes out in the other end, and it's good air conditioning!"
I cracked up laughing so hard! |
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whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect -Mark Twain |
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Daughter_of_the_King
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| 03/23/2011 6:13 PM |
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Nicole, hahaha that's amazing! Sounds like something my little brother would do!!
I have a hilarious story! I was going to PA with my friend and I woke up at 3 A.M. and we were at the air port in line for security and it was 5 am and there was this sign that said "Coffee shop" so I'm sitting here staring and I'm looking right underneath the sign and I don't see a coffee shop I see out side so I poked my friend and I was like "looky it says coffee shop but I see grass, air planes, and run ways" and she looks and she goes "Hannah it's a window" so we both start cracking up laughing. Then a little later in the line I start laughing again and my friend goes "Hannah what in the world are you laughing about now?!" and I was like "I can't believe I thought that window was a coffee shop" and she starts laughing and goes "It is a coffee shop" and I looked at her confused and I was like "but you siad it was a window" and she goes "Hannah it's a window inside a coffee shop!" and we both just started CRACKING up laughing our heads off!!! I think her dad thought we were crazy. |
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Nicole
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| 03/23/2011 6:39 PM |
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Hahahahaha that's pretty hilarious
I have had my crazy moments at 3am in the morning; it's that time when I'm awake, yet tired, and probably running on some kind of adrenaline. If I'm awake at the insane hours of 3am-5am, my imagination and thoughts run in the crazy direction. I start thinking about the most random stuff. Anyways, I guess I just went off on a tangent. Funny stories/moments to come later. |
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whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect -Mark Twain |
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dc_88keys4christ
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| 03/23/2011 10:35 PM |
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Okay guys... I wrote a Miley Cyrus Parody on "Can't be Tamed"... It's called "Can't be Sane". I hope you enjoy it...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the asylum.
Tonight, we are proud to unveil our strangest exhibit yet:
A creature so stupid, it was believed to be dead.
Well tonight, we shall see.
Ladies and Gentlemen, in a trance for the millionth time:
The stupidest creature on earth: Avis Dopus
Shock Mafia
For those who don’t know me, I can get a bit crazy
Have to be dazed, twenty-four hours a day
‘Cause I’m dumb like that
Every one everywhere just gives me bad attention
Like I have an infection, I always get scoffed, shunned
‘Cause I’m ill like that
I run into walls like monkeys reach for bananas
Then I realize that I’ve broken my glasses
And every tomorrow is a day I never planned
If you’re gonna stand and gawk, understand
[Chorus]
I am afraid, I have no brain
I can’t be sane, I can’t, I can’t
I am afraid, I have no brain
I can’t be sane, I can’t, I can’t
If we come into contact, we can make a contract
I’ll tell ya I’m not here to help ya
Or tell ya to get so well
I’m like a disease but all of my symptoms are lasting
If you can help me, please do, that’s what I am asking
I’m ill like that
I wanna cry, I wanna hide, I wanna go
I wanna get well, but how, I do not know
My sickness is real, it is not just for show
Maybe by now you should know
[Chorus]
I have fever from hay, and I cry every day
I don’t get a break, it is my fate, it’s set in my DNA
Don’t leave me (x4)
(I can’t be sane)
I wanna cry, I wanna hide, I wanna go
I wanna get well, but how, I do not know
My sickness is real, it is not just for show
Maybe by now you should know
[Chorus] |
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Beckah
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| 03/24/2011 11:07 PM |
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LOL
Ok so i always have funny stories! im a blondie! haha |
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"Check yourself before you wreck yourself" |
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dc_88keys4christ
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| 03/24/2011 11:44 PM |
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| start sharing |
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clare
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| 03/25/2011 6:51 PM |
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hahahha I got a couple good laughs out of all that! thanks everyone
this is more tragic than funny...mom and i were driving through a residential area and we both look over and there is this huge, happy squirrel bounding along and we were laughing, then the happy squirrel bounded off the sidewalk and in front of the car in front of us and got smashed mom and my "awww"s turned to "ohhh ewwwe" |
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Beckah
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| 03/25/2011 9:29 PM |
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| ok for the longest time, i always thought my dad knew everyones name in stores and those kink of places. but the other day i asked him how he would always know peoples names... he said to me. "well beckah, its not that hard, all you have to do is read their name tag" OH MY GOSH that so busted my little bubble!! |
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"Check yourself before you wreck yourself" |
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Beckah
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| 03/25/2011 9:31 PM |
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| have you seen the movie UP?? Squirrel!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha but yeh Clare that is sad! i bout ran over a dog today..... but i moved to the other lane and slammed on my breaks.. my mom was like freaking out. ha |
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"Check yourself before you wreck yourself" |
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dc_88keys4christ
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| 03/25/2011 10:18 PM |
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| Squirrels? Ha! My dad is an engineer (I'll get to that one later...), and we have lots of squirrels here, so he will see one and burst out, "Squirrel! Squirrel!" and about the engineering thing... there's this other family at church whose dad is an engineer, and that was his favorite line from the movie, and he says that lots of the men from work will be walking around or sitting at their desks, and they will randomly start saying, "Squirrel! Squirrel!" |
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dc_88keys4christ
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| 03/25/2011 10:19 PM |
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| Ooh, Beckah, I ran over a dead squirrel on purpose once and my friend ran over peaches on Main Street! |
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Daughter_of_the_King
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| 03/26/2011 1:44 AM |
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| My dad is an engineer too!! |
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clare
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| 03/26/2011 6:47 PM |
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I hit a bird once and a not so smart deer hit me. honest! she jumped out of the ditch and landed on my car as I was going past...I usually run over very flat skunks with a lot of odor in them still....
Grant always goes "SQUIRREL" when he sees a cute girl |
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clare
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| 03/26/2011 6:50 PM |
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ohhhh I had to add this!!!
we were driving to school and there is a steep ditch (a creek runs under the road) and there was this cow down there. It ran up and across the road, down the other side, we slowed down and it came tearing up the ditch right in front of us and we couldn't stop and it shot in front of us, it's tail sticking straight out behind it, and we hit only the tail!!!!! We head whack then MOOOOO. we almost died laughing. We hit a cow's tail |
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Daughter_of_the_King
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| 03/27/2011 12:44 AM |
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That's amazing you hit a cows tail! XD
My dad and I call thoes deer that run out of no where and hit your car we call them suicidal deer haha! |
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Rose
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| 03/30/2011 5:29 PM |
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| Last week I was driving to school when I glanced over to find a horse- no saddle, rider....nothing - coming towards me in the other lane! It was in the middle of a large town and there are no Amish people around so I have NO IDEA where it came from. It was just trotting along, pretending like it was a car I guess. |
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God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of POWER, of LOVE, and of SELF-DISCIPLINE. So do not be afraid to testify about our LORD.
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clare
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| 04/01/2011 11:32 PM |
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haha!!! Once, while in Mexico, we were driving in two vans. Well in the next lane was a horse trailer, and a horse stuck it's head out and the mirror on the van in front hit the horse's head!! poor horse.
A few years ago there was this moose that wondered through the city near us, and t fell asleep on top of a car!!! My Grandma looked out the window and this huge moose was getting off the car and loping down the side walk! |
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